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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...

xassassinx: fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy: toofastforyoutocatch: hawkeyekate: Why the hell not? Come on guys.

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tumblr stopped telling me when someone would...

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“Watch it rise and where you hide your pearls Feel the tide low where you cast...”

– Young the Giant

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Anonymous asked: <p>PSSSSSSSSST! Can I steal your hair?</p>

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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kacmarsky: Uhm, so, I really need a hobby. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Everyone is a pathological liar.

im-a-birrd: We see what we WANT to see. We hear what we WANT to hear. Our minds subconciously erase any memory or feeling that we find irrelevant or unecessary. In the case of a traumatic event, we find ourselves telling ourselves that it didn’t happen. (DENIAL) Our minds are subjected to what we WANT. At times, it’s for the better because it’ll cause us to feel less pain and denial. We believe...

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