January 2012
December 2011
Take me to Abu Dhabi.
Did you know you can use the J and K keys to move...
…lol…
*Sam (British friend) and I are talking about GOP...
Sam: Also, do tell me your thoughts on the GOP race or the election in general as I do US politics
Me: *Oh, I could tell him about Rick Perry!* (I assume he wouldn't know, living in England) *Goes off on rant about "Strong" ad and Michelle Bachman and how I don't really like them.* (Really long, I even include a link to the "Strong" campaign ad....but otherwise I don't really follow politics so I felt pretty smart talking about it)
Sam: Yes, I have had the dubious pleasure of viewing 'Strong', but thanks for sharing. Also enjoying the various anti-Newt ads eg. 'Serial Hypocrisy'.
Sam: What's so interesting (if that's the right word) is the venom Perry manages to put into the word 'gays', just because you would never get an ad like that in a million years in the UK.
Me: -____________________________________-
You and your gosh darn perfect grammar and more academic vocabulary and more knowing-ness of the government that I live under.
I know who Newt Gingrich is...... now.....let me go search that up........ "But thanks for sharing"
When bursting out of a pool..
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Expectations:
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LOL…Parisa… if you read this…. OHMYGOD WHY AM I EVEN REMINDING YOU
Smiling for School Photos
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EXPECTATION:
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When you're telling a funny story to your friend.. →
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You can’t even talk because you’re like:
and your friends are like:
"I think you like that band a little bit too...
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I think you breathe a little too much.
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
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When you see an old friend and they got cuter...
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When your friends start liking something you told... →
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My reaction when I discovered Tumblr.
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When you read something and it sounds perverted.
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That awkward moment when no one else is laughing...
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Morning shower:
Night shower:
Music changes my mood from
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When you find out that the person next to you...
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Wearing new shoes for the first time
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What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
OHMYGOD MY DAD GOT MY DOG THOSE EXACT SAME SHOES AND HE WALKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT WITH THEM ON TOO :O
When you hear your parents coming when you're not...
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when you close the wrong tab
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Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
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Wake up and find no one home
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That awkward moment when it's the end of your...
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And you’re just like, “So… yeah”
:)))))))))
Page 404 not found
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I wasn’t looking for page 404.
You think cocaine is addictive? Have you heard of...
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you know what is more addicting than tumblr?
When a website recommends a username for me:
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I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
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But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
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When you're in class and your friend says...
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When you get a new follower
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