egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u


# lol    
laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model


# animals    
au8:

I just struck Twitter gold…banana gold http://twitter.com/TheBananaFacts

au8:

I just struck Twitter gold…banana gold http://twitter.com/TheBananaFacts


♥ 27505 — via sorelatable (originally au8)
# best    # twitter    

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER


♥ 417982 — via hi (originally clubbedsoda)

assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it



♥ 528 — via beautiance (originally distorsi-0n)
sashacharis:

The last thing I saw before I died

sashacharis:

The last thing I saw before I died


dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today